got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.

Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...

by Inglourious July 18, 2009

you aint got no cheese

similar to "you aint got no dough" or you dont have any money

"Ill pay, dont even worry about it"
"bruh you know you aint got no cheese"

by kinkykax May 10, 2018

The vecna got his ahh

A phrase to use if somebody gets hurt or dies. Can also be used in embarrassing moments.

Bruh 1: “My uncle is crippled since last week”
Bruh 2: “No way cuh, the vecna got his ahh. That’s what he gets for acting up”

by Goofy ahh cuh July 28, 2022

I ain't got rhythm

no I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm, I AIN'T GOT RHYTHM

(I ain't got rhythm intensifies)

by yardardar April 8, 2021

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.

If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

by D20202000 February 1, 2022

Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes

"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"

by Wet shorts August 12, 2019

You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.

person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"

by el Epico January 16, 2012