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Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday
“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”
by I’m tits March 18, 2021
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The Evans effect

Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.
when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'
by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021
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Evan

Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
by EvanYeeeee April 7, 2021
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Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021
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Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan
Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude
by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021
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Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021
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Evan

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again
by mcdontle May 19, 2021
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