A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt
"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"
by Panam Logistics November 15, 2021
The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
by The freaking truth. April 11, 2022
Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.
when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'
by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021
by Haha you thought December 11, 2016
King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)
by Level132MafiaSoldier December 04, 2019
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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025