Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

Irish ear bug

When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you

Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

by Tion The One February 1, 2004

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My entire toolbar text.

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by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

Ear

A gaylord's vagina

He went in the ear

by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019

Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears

Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

Look at the ears

A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.

New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!

Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears

by Elder sayings December 4, 2021