by Juddnelson June 14, 2016
Get the Pre-dump mug.when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013
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Get the Dump Truck mug.Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
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