Do a Will Smith

1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face

1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"

by ur mum is hot af <3 April 8, 2022

Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

Doing the Mari

Past tense: Did the Mari

Doing the Mari is a reference to the rpg game omori in which the sister of the main character is accidentally pushed down the stairs by him and killed

Doing the Mari is used when someone is pushed by another down the stairs because they made the other person mad and then faking their suicide

“Come on man, you were just doing the Mari to Jeffery Epstiene over there”

by Cyanic February 22, 2021

Doing The Carl

The act of giving someone a fingerpoint with the thumbs pointing towards the ceiling, with either both of the hands or one of the hands. Free hand must remain on the hip, or both must be in the air saying a statement such as;

"I dont need on instructions, on how to rock!"

"You know cause I got that baby arm.. clutching an apple... hangin low.. you know what im talkin about.. down there..."

Also self-adjustment of the groin area is considered "Doing the Carl."

"Doing the Carl" was made famous by Carl Brutananadilewski the fictional character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"So what happened when you went over the his house?"

"He was doing the carl."

"Figures."

by BigWillie420 October 1, 2011

Do point

The do point is the level of intoxication necessary to induce beer goggles. This point will vary depending on one's standards and the woman's level of attractiveness, from sober all the way up to extremely wasted. Similarly to how the dew point cannot exceed the current temperature, the do point cannot exceed one's degree of alcohol tolerance, as passing out will come before beer goggles can take effect.

Jason only went to the party with Helga because he felt bad for her, but he passed his do point and now he's got a busted baby mama for life.

by Book bag July 24, 2019