Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 09, 2019

what to do?

type in google: games

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type in google: minecraft

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what to do? I 'm bored.

by hdjgks April 24, 2021

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

doing a lee

When some one speaks utter shit.

Tells loads of lies.

“Hey my pal fucked a porn star.”
“Did he fuck. Stop doing a Lee.”

by Bawbagbaggins February 28, 2021

Doing a Gauger

When someone in a front/back ensemble drops a mallet, usually money times. Named after Jacob Gauger, a kid in Sebring, Florida who has dropped his mallet over 300 times in less than one season.

Jacob: *drops mallet*
Literally everyone else: “GAUGER!!! Stop doing a Gauger.”

by CRlNG3 March 27, 2018

Doing a Courtney

The act of calling someone, regardless of how busy the call recipient is, and having a meaningless chat to fill in time, Especially when on a road trip or Driving long distances for work.

Did you need me for anything in particular?
Nah, I'm just doing a Courtney

by mido2k July 08, 2020