cringy girlfriend

Typical white girl with Starbucks and instagram standards

"My cringy girlfriend is getting on my last nerve ."

by Negative Feedback October 30, 2017

juicy girlfriend

A gift that Santa will bring for Austin Weaver this Christmas.

Austin Weaver wants a juicy girlfriend for christmas.

by Ballroom blitz November 18, 2017

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018

Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend

by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019

josephs girlfriend

Cammy. PERIODT

josephs girlfriend is cool 👌🏼Like super kewl

by CamisCool October 11, 2019

Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.

- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.

by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019