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Death Stare

When you know shit has hit the fan with your significant other
Has turned previous burly men into wimps running & screaming at the top of their lungs.

The death stare usually occurs after a male who is in a relationship is found staring at another woman, flirting with another woman or makes an unthought remark to his girlfriend etc. Usually involves the girlfriend abstaining from sex as punishment, or in worse cases seriously fucking you up

To avoid the death stare one does not need to be whipped by his girlfriend, merely to adapt techniques of not getting caught. Aviator glasses & most decent brand of sunglasses allow for scoping out the talent in public without your girl noticing. Unfortunately the only way to avoid silly remarks is to stick a sock in your mouth
Melissa: Were you just staring at that girl?
John: No of course not i was looking at the ehh graffitti on the wall behind her
*Thunder clouds roll in & the death stare occurs followed by a ground shattering earthquake
by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 June 16, 2011
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Death by dumptruck

When badboyhalos dumpy is so big that it kills people
Person 1: Omg did you see bads lore stream?
Person 2: Yeah. It really was a death by dumptruck
by frogelmo April 18, 2021
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Death House

A house in which those who will be executed will spent their last 24 hours.
Bobby was just brought to the Death house. He will bite the dust in less then 24 hours.
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Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016
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Death Signal

The signal sent by manufacturing companies to your kill your electronic device shortly after you choose not to purchase an extended warranty for the item
My Mac crashed a week after I decided not to renew my warranty. Apple must have sent the Death Signal.
by HarpDaddy May 10, 2010
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Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"
by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023
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death horn

The feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die.
I was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.
by Hatcat October 12, 2016
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