loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.

Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!

by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

teela drunk

Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!

by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010

Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.

I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.

by Jeremichi July 3, 2010

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!

I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!

by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

Troy-Drunk

To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.

Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."

Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."

by Call Me Papa Cherry November 8, 2014