TL;DR

Means Too Long; Didn't read. Controversial to use it. If one is uneducated on it's meaning, it could be taken as a noise of frustration after an especially tedious, angry, and/ or cringy rant.

*insert tedious, angry, and cringy rant possibly delivered by someone who just came im close contact with death but emerged with a BURNING VENGEANCE*

TL;DR
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F*** YOOOOOOOU

by frisk-_-bitchface May 24, 2018

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by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017

Dr. Jimmy

A doctor who grabs your dick too long in a physical.

Dude I went to the doctor's office the other day and the doctor was totally a dr. jimmy!

by ElfDragon27 August 26, 2015

dr-exting

Driving while texting.

A dirty way to SLAM driving and texting together!

I think dr-exting is more dangerous for the receiver!!!

by Juicy Gem June 7, 2011

Dr. Jr.

Dr. Jr. is a phrase commonly used in the Ai sponge rehydrated community, which usually it goes like this in topics:
"Plankton can only say Dr. Jr.", plankton is specifically used because his tts ai voice absolutely gets fucking destroyed when he says stuff like that. (example: Dr. Jr. Mr. Esq. etc.)

"Dr. Jr. is the most funny thing i've seen all year!"

by chargoggagogmanchuachuahugugua April 13, 2024

dr bullfinger

slang reference for the proctologist

Im glad Im a chick who sees the gyno and not the guy who has to go see dr bullfinger.

by stickysweetalice November 14, 2010