Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

doing a lee

When some one speaks utter shit.

Tells loads of lies.

“Hey my pal fucked a porn star.”
“Did he fuck. Stop doing a Lee.”

by Bawbagbaggins February 28, 2021

do-schwigga

a do-schwigga is a friend who is so close to you, they might as well be family. When ever you see your do-schwigga coming you should shout at him/her DO-SCHWIGGA (it should sound like peter griffin yelling butt scratcher.)

He's more than a friend, he is my do-schwigga.

by nyf1228 March 11, 2011

do the twist

To shoot (inject) hard drugs directly into the vein.

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"

"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."

by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

Doing a Courtney

The act of calling someone, regardless of how busy the call recipient is, and having a meaningless chat to fill in time, Especially when on a road trip or Driving long distances for work.

Did you need me for anything in particular?
Nah, I'm just doing a Courtney

by mido2k July 8, 2020

Doing a Debra

The act of being a killjoy when others are just trying to have a little fun on Facebook.

Oh don't worry about that last post of hers, she is just doing a Debra.

by Bobwayne June 30, 2019