Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids

Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Knockin on cotton

When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.

Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!

by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.

Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.

by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023