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NP-Complete - Tibbe Goemaere

An arrogant, tough guy who always boasts and thinks he does nothing wrong. Especially when he plays Overwatch.
I know, Thats why I am NP-Complete - Tibbe Goemaere
by TruthSpeaker42069 October 28, 2024
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Relativistic Computers

The physical hardware designed to operate reliably under the extreme conditions required for relativistic computing. These aren't just silicon in a fancy box; they must be engineered to withstand incredible gravitational tidal forces, acceleration stresses, and the bizarre energy environments near massive objects. Their architecture might use light-based processors to avoid issues with electron flow under relativistic conditions, and they require paradox-proof communication systems to send data back to a slower-timed frame without losing sync.
*Example: "My new gaming rig is a relativistic computer. I had it installed on a drone ship doing a continuous 0.5c boost-brake loop. In-game latency is zero, because by the time my input reaches it, the entire next frame is already calculated. The electricity bill is mostly rocket fuel."* Relativistic Computers
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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The ACC, a “company” (lemonade stand with Mark and Gertrude) that makes “AI” (Mark and Gertrude) and “games” (ripoff Pokémon and ripoff pong)
The ACC/Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness/Algonsciousness is genuinely the worst “company” ever, why did you make this
by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026
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The Computer Union

A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.

They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
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The Computer Union

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.
Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
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Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself
Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀
by anonymous July 13, 2025
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