Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022

by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021

Literally me. My name is Coffee.
by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
by damb_man July 7, 2018

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
by effingradical February 5, 2022
