The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

Clapped

Ugly

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire

by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018

clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)

Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style

by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022

your ass is clapping

basically when someone is capping but extreme

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

by cappin April 21, 2022

Clap away daddy

A request during sex for a male to take his hands and slap them on either side of a females buttock cheeks, resulting in the cheeks going torwards eachother and hit eachother and go back away from eachother torwards each of the males hands. Usually this is done each hand at a time ore both hands at the same time resulting in a clap sound. When she says this phrase, she wamts him to do it I over and over again really fast to where it feels like they are leaving earth and going away.

Clap away daddy clap away!

by Coffinsome March 18, 2023

Clapped

Clapped is a old english latin term used to describe people who are mentally challenged or are extremely intoxicated or very high on drugs. Being clapped is usually a great thing in the country of Australia due to the amount of Bogans in the country.

Hugo you're absolutely clapped, Your hands are in your pants whilst your smoking a cig.

by Raredog21-69 November 21, 2018

Clapped

To be high as fuck

Bro I’m clapped asf
I can smell the weed on you

by iCapalot April 13, 2019