chicken-or-egg

A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.

From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Did an earthquake cause the mine collapse, or was the collapse itself registered as the quake? This could be a chicken-or-egg problem.

by Man Machine August 15, 2007

Sidewalk Chicken

Unlike the moronic definition above, sidewalk chicken is when you and a stranger are walking in the same path toward one another on a pedestrian walk way and you both refuse to move out of the way. Therein becoming a game of chicken to see which person will move out of the way. The person moving out of the way is seen as the less dominant of the two the minds of those who would rather crash into the other person and have a physical show down than move out of the way.

Usually accompanied by mean mugging (see also mad mugging)

People in power suits in downtown Chicago fucking love to play sidewalk chicken. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have never been in a fight in their life but coke makes you feel hard, nigga.

I was playing sidewalk chicken with this bro on the sidewalk. We both stared at each other mad hard.

by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016

chicken coupe

Citizen band radio slang name for a road side weigh station. The most notable feature of this structure that it only has 2 doors, if it had four doors we would have to call it a chicken sedan. Amongst the truck driver of the USA the road side weigh station, staffed by police and safety law enforcement officers has also been know as the tax collection station amongst other notable names not suitable for tender ears of the youth that use this site.

Breaker breaker one nine, the $%!@##@%%^ chicken coupe is open and they is collecting taxes, 10-4?

by wizardman42 February 4, 2010

Chicken Head

What Don Lemon called Chris Cuomo on national Telivision and then tried to pretend he didn't know what it meant.

"Don't be a Chicken Head." (Pregnant pause) "I don't know what that means. I just said it. I have no idea.

by Crazy Legs 1966 December 6, 2018

chicken burger

any dollar menu chicken sandwich

it tastes like chicken, smells like chicken, and kinda tastes like chicken so it must be a chicken burger

by kurrtis December 29, 2007

backyard chicken

The mark of twenty-first century big brewery hipness is to own all local craft breweries and try to deliver farm fresh produce to the frightened hipster crowd.

Al the Brewer (AB): Hey, corporate says we need to sell more piss lager in our brewpub.
Mat the Alien bartender: Damm, our only option is to dry-hop the hell out of it and sell this uber-local egg as "Backyard Chicken."
Al the Brewer (AB): Great, everyone should have a henhouse in their own backyard.

by powrider January 15, 2016

Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by nine February 18, 2004