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Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.
by johnsteck February 4, 2010
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Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.
by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022
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canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine
person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?
by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023
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Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022
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Gulf Of Canada

sheets of small pockets of ice commonly referred to as golf that canadians use in the winter for skating or hockey tournaments
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025
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