california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.

" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.

by IG: wyliesk8 July 7, 2016

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 18, 2024

California Juicyfruit

High Potency Strain of Cannabis named for its fruity flavor amd region in which it was created.

This California juicyfruit is super dank.

by desmond45 April 16, 2009

California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024

California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.

Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.

by I <3 California May 12, 2021