boob nestling

1. Nestling in a womanly chest and/or bosom
2. A constant objective or goal

As a human male, there are three subconscious but immediate motivations:
1. Survive
2. Reproduce
3. Boob Nestling

by squishy123 October 17, 2013

boob smotheration

V. When you don't have a bra on, roll over in the middle if the night and possibly smother.

Last night while sleeping, I had a boob smotheration.

by Garynjess January 22, 2017

popcorn boobs

When an excessive amount of popcorn falls into the cleavage of a well endowed woman and gets stuck there until it is able to get removed.

man, after that movie I have the worst case of popcorn boobs, it's all over in there!

by Weirdo_friend October 25, 2017

Boob-olitics

When a person who thinks they know politics but have no clue and turn out to be a total Boob

Bob tries to take a political stand but all he spits out is Boob-olitics

by MFMiranda December 22, 2018

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.

Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.

by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016

Rumple Boob

The side of a woman's boob where there are stretch marks, and looks like an old deflated balloon. Especially of you whip them out while they're in a bra. wrinkly old boob boobies rumple bra deflated

Stacy: Wanna see my blobs?
Douche Bag: He'll Yeah!

*whips them out*
Douche Bag: your boob looks like a rumple boob for a second there.

by TheRumpleWoman March 10, 2018