Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.

Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT

by Kylie lips February 11, 2025

Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt

Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard

by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 8, 2018

beaver slam

The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.

Whys Jake's head pink? He just got beaver slammed but those strippers.

by Xxxblownxxx April 11, 2020

Beaver

Someone that acts like a fool and is very annoying

Don't be a beaver

by divoun21274 April 6, 2024

Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

Beaver streamer

When LB goes to three lick road and cannot control herself

Lbs beaver is streaming. Beaver streamer is streaming

by Charcoal/Bean May 27, 2024

Beaver nugget

A turn of phrase to use for when you put chicken nuggets in your coochie.

"I forgot to take my beaver nuggets out and now I have septic shock."

by niskwix June 12, 2024