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Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.
If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.
by QuacksO May 27, 2019
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beautiful

leah: look into the mirror

deanna: why
leah: because what you see is the definition of beautiful.
by lulu06041 February 20, 2021
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Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.
My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
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beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face
boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH
by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017
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Beautiful

Kim Woojin is the definition of Beautiful, as there is no proof to deny this that is a fact.
Woojin is beautiful
by SKZENTHUSTIAST August 28, 2019
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Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one

Jangmi#9099
So pretty bcs I said so and they are Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one
by NIAMIAHH7 April 24, 2023
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Cheer beauty

When an average looking girl joins the cheer leading squad , puts on pounds of makeup, then all of a sudden gets deemed more attractive than other girls.
Damn look at that cheerleader! Isn’t she so hotter than those other girls? Dude no that’s just her cheer beauty.
by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023
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