Bontonquavius

a stud who gets hella bitches he sure knows how to lasso up those mammary glands who is called somewhat of a booty warrior (chris handsome) something of a booby wrangler he single handedly stopped racism after the bite of 87 you better keep your bitches chained up or he will make fucky wuckies on them like he did to jessica

chris handsome i dating a bontonquavius

by Bontonquavius June 29, 2022

Mrs. Borton

Holds the Guinness world records for the worst teacher, most white hairs, and is used as a torture method all around the globe. She uses her 30 minute non-stop talking as a light attack, and the 120 statement due in a day as the finishing blow, she is yet to be defeated by the 2 saviors , AP and thasin.

Wow have you seen Mrs. Borton? she looks like a full grown king foo panda”

by AP878 October 9, 2020

Bolton

A small place near manchester. A lot of places in it are 'rough' and it does have a lot of chavs. But it also has a lot of emos, skaters, goths, and a rather large amount of fakes. (girls who wear lots of fake tan and fake boobs ect, and guys who take steriods and sunbed too much.

There are lots of slags in bolton.

The men there are usualy slags too.

A lot of people in bolton still take bubble. wich is disgusting in itself.

You will se a lot of pregnant 13 year olds. and 12 year olds drinking cider on a park.

On the other hand you do get some really nice people in bolton. Its just the younger lot (16 -) that think theyre bad.

Atley bridge is meant to be the 'hard' part of bolton, but you get some complete idiots from there too.

Daubhill is mainly an asian community.
Farnworth is the worst for fake slags and horrible people. men who like to beat up girls. all stuck up. think theyre better than most. Just dont go there!
Great lever, despite its reputation. isnt bad. a lot of old people here.

Celebrities include . Peter Kay, Vernon Kay, Amir Khan. Laura white (x factor)

(source - i live in bolton)

eg 1.
girl 1: i wanna go clubbing, but were only 16?
girl 2: its okay, we can just go bolton, theyll let anyone in!
girl 1: but we have no money?
girl 2: we will just flash our womanly parts. im sure some pervy old men will buy us drinks!

eg 2.
guy 1: dude, i met this awesome girl online!
guy 2: wheres she from?
guy 1: farnworth. in bolton. shes gorgeous!
guy 2: eurgh, forget it, she will be a slut whos after your money, and totaly fake, if you removed all her makeup/estensions/push up bra, you wont be saying shes gorgeous! try a nice girl from bromley cross!

by TheQuestionableLookingSheep May 4, 2011

Jay Bolton

a sweet guy who most girls like but if you don't know him he will come off as an ass. He the kind of guy who you will love to party with and will be there for you always!

That guy is such a jay bolton!

by yoyoyocathy January 2, 2012

Bostowned

To overreact and be made a fool of in front of the entire world for a trivial matter.

The city of Boston was "Bostowned" during the Mooninite overreaction of Jan. 31, 2007.

First used by Fark.com

by Paul Furfari February 5, 2007

Bostyn

An actual boss, a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality you will never get bored with her she's also great at dance and loves rap

Matt:who's that girl she's gorgeous
Andrew: that's bostyn man everyone calls her boss

by Ashkdhstsge November 19, 2016

Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

by cr0nky August 31, 2007