by zee? April 01, 2021
Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.
I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh
by Zee the OG February 25, 2021
Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.
See: skank
See: skank
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.
The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
by Creole Queen Suppin September 21, 2008
a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids
Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!
The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
by icespicefan265510 March 02, 2023
by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009