starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"
"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."
by TheGMan1352 April 09, 2017
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The Asshole Game

The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins.
Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?

Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game.

Tim: Shit.
by VillagePrick December 24, 2009
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Asshole buddies

During WW2, sex was hard to get, and masturbation and fellatio were totally unacceptable practices. But in a foxhole environment asshole buddies could sodomize each other, in turn, without problem, as long as it was kept on the down low.
I get along pretty good with Pvt X. We're asshole buddies.

I'll bet those guys are asshole buddies.
by Kriskokid December 12, 2006
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Raging Asshole

The condition that occurs in your rectum after you eat Spicy Foods.

Can also happen with certain Taco Bell foods!
You're taking a poop the morning after you ate some extra spicy General Tso's Chicken and you can't help but notice your asshole feels like it's on fire!! You've been had by the Raging Asshole!
by Turbo&Auto August 21, 2009
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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 06, 2007
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Facebook asshole

Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.
Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk
by Jameyf'nBaby November 08, 2010
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selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving
Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes
by helloOnisionyourewelcome March 06, 2017
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