A beverage that is also known as grog, piss, elixir of the gods, booze, smack juice (if it's McEwans and of course its Scottish but very very nice, cheers Scotland) and more importantly, it is proof that God wants us to be happy. The Belgians seem to make the best ale and beer in general although the English make some cracking ale, which along with cider is the only good booze we make because the lager in England is complete gnats piss and should be fucking banned for being that disgusting. Jocks won't even drink it and IF they won't drink it, you know its bad.
Bollocks! I seem to be in a police cell again, I need to pack the ale in. Ha jokes, what you think I am? French?
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