Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021

Evan

A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.

Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!

by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024

Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 17, 2020

Evan

THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

“You are such an Evan”
“Stawp you are so Evan”

by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021

Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019

hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.

I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.

by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021