Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.

Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!

by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

pus-brain

A term of derision that began to develop in the 1950s. A person who is held in contempt by others for making poor decisions or for being generally ignorant.

"You pus-brain! You're supposed to throw water on the fire to put it out, not gas!

by Spyder Rocker March 12, 2016

clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.

John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!

by BmattMusic June 26, 2015

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.

Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.

by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017

Sexy Brain

Literally Joe Jacob Rogers from England.

I’m so smart literally a sexy brain.
My noggin is huge I’m a sexy brain honestly.

by Sexy Underage Kitten August 31, 2021

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021