Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.

Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank

by Freddieptv November 19, 2020

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois

Bois lets go have a gang wank

by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible

damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao

by Cops2 March 6, 2021

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015