Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.

Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.

by Greenery June 17, 2008

Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009

lobster hand

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.

'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!

by 707ceerip April 14, 2014

Hand Flap

When you are about to go down on a girl and you start flapping her vagina lips with your hands. Hence, a HAND flap.

Boy: "Are you ready for this babygirl?"

Girl: "What.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Boy: "I'm hand flapping you babe."

by Maaashaa February 8, 2015