Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022
Get the Perfect guy/girlmug. The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?
Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024
Get the Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer)mug. Sharpie girl is when a girl fingers herself with a sharpie marker . follow me on instagram @ 248_liliaaann
by 2488lilred November 2, 2019
Get the sharpie girlmug. A fairly attractive teenage girl who thinks their quirky but in reality are basic as fuck;
Most of them are seen with reusable straws, literally screaming “and I oop” or ”skskksksks” a hydro flask, vans, and a “vintage” Polaroid since their so quirky and different
Most of them are seen with reusable straws, literally screaming “and I oop” or ”skskksksks” a hydro flask, vans, and a “vintage” Polaroid since their so quirky and different
by Lee kee-Bhum October 6, 2019
Get the Vsco Girlmug. by maccpapi8000 February 12, 2020
Get the cake girlmug. by Mintygreenbeetch November 28, 2019
Get the Girlmug. by Honigkamm April 2, 2017
Get the Daimler-girlsmug.