Trying To Live My Best Life

It means you are doing your best to live this life you were thrown into with little direction and experience.

Friend: Bro I heard you got fired from you job over some bs. What are you doing with your life?
Me: Yea man, Trying To Live My Best Life.

by dark7java7lava September 19, 2019

and i won't spill my beer

the ending at the end of a sentence to any action, whether it be difficult or simple, said in a Quick Draw Mcgraw type serious tone, similar to adding "in bed" to the end of sentences

ex. I am walking to my car, and i won't spill my beer.
i will do a handstand while walking up the stairs, and i won't spill my beer see in bed

by The One They Call Froh March 30, 2010

put some joy in my life

getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.

so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...

by dymend June 3, 2009

hop onto my mighty ship

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.

T: What is there to do tonight?
A: Hop onto my mighty ship!
T: No thanks.

by 0101010111 February 4, 2013

I meant my other Grandma

When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.

Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).

"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"

"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"

by dangerSTU April 16, 2014

Oops I spilled my beans!

When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.

The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday.

My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday

James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.

by The dimdam November 5, 2013