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Mans

Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.
I play Soccer because hockey is mans!

Do you think you can beat him? Easy mans!

I got a F! Mans!
by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019
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my man

my man my man my man my man .
by 1700brazzyy . February 9, 2023
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a man

A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!
by Vlad Dracula Tepes September 9, 2022
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Man Eater

When you cum on a woman tits then you lick up your own cum
Jack: Did you hear about Jimmy ?
Robert: No What Happened ?
Jack: Jimmy came on Sara's tits and licked him up. He is a man eater.
by James Monroe May 21, 2023
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A man

Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
by The Evil King Bowser October 18, 2019
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Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
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bruh MAN

idk this means
by SP5C9ALx T3aM September 30, 2020
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