A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.
by AmEpic September 10, 2023
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“Eh I don’t care, I’m a man hoe”
“Eh I don’t care, I’m a man hoe”
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Get the Spider-Man mug.A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
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Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
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