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Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum
~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021
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dirty saif

A guy who most likely has discord kitty's and cat girls. Likes thigh highs and anime girls.
by peepeepoopootime May 15, 2021
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The dirty chooie

when you shove a oiled up volleyball into your anus. After approximately 30 seconds of twisting and turning you remove the volleyball out of your bloody butthole and lick the succulent shit out of the surface.
Madi really needed the dirty chooie after volleyball practice
by Alex little dick November 13, 2018
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Dirty Birdie

Adjective used in order to describe the apex of erotically charged female characters.
“YOU... You, Dirty Birdie...”
I know, right?”
by Smiley311 January 1, 2018
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dirty aftyn

When you eat your takeout in bed on top of your cut toenails from the week’s daily trimmings.
Man I can’t wait to get home and pull a dirty Aftyn. Boston Pizza is dropping off my Mac and cheese and bread sticks at 8.
by Rawchickin April 12, 2020
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Dirty azule

Oh wow look at this little dirty azule.
What if I were to call you dirty McColgan?
by Dugstreetn October 31, 2011
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Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.
by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019
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