~Example dirty tessely~
Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

by peepeepoopootime May 15, 2021

when you shove a oiled up volleyball into your anus. After approximately 30 seconds of twisting and turning you remove the volleyball out of your bloody butthole and lick the succulent shit out of the surface.
by Alex little dick November 13, 2018

by Smiley311 January 1, 2018

Man I can’t wait to get home and pull a dirty Aftyn. Boston Pizza is dropping off my Mac and cheese and bread sticks at 8.
by Rawchickin April 12, 2020

by Dugstreetn October 31, 2011

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019
