Ring ring my ding ding

To ask someone to call your phone.

' Yo G, ring ring my ding ding '
' Can you ring ring my ding ding when you get home'
' I aint ring ringed your ding ding in time'
' I can't hear you, I beg you ring ring my ding ding'

by Lol806 November 23, 2011

That (joke) went under my head.

A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.

Al- "HAHAHA... fuck, that's funny shit."
Steve-"Sorry, but that joke went under my head."

by BryanJ October 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

Fo shizzle my nizzle is a phrase people often use in life. Mostly meaning "fo sho homes". Most people tend to address the nigs as creating this phrase when in fact no one nows who made up the phrase, nigs claimed it as theirs because they think it meant "fo sho, mah nigga" though in many cases this is proven false.

DUDE 1: Dude! Did you jus' throw a friggin' brick at my windshield?!
DUDE 2:Yea! That is fo' shizzle my nizzle, i threw the brick at ur car!

by anonymousbob October 9, 2005

my biznitch iz da shiznit

when you got a fly ass bitch and you want the world to know it.

"My biznitch iz da shiznit."
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

taking my talent to south beach

1. (v) Masturbation.

I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.

by johnnysmith999 July 13, 2010

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

You Light Up My Life

a totally mushy, godawful song that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly spent 10 weeks on top of the charts. It is now used as an "inspirational" song at Fundamentalist church services. Now no one else wants to even remember it. Overhyped corporate teen country rubbish queen Leann Rimes covered it on one of her forgettable disposable albums of trash in the late 90s or early 00s. For a real good "Jesus song" check out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by the Irish rock band U2. That song is from the heart and is not a piece of corporate garbage.

I saw a fundie "religious service" one Sunday when I was in the Army. The crowd was shouting, chanting and shaking their fists into the air. They were clapping, hooting and hollering like nobody's business. Then someone noodled on a piano and they all sang that horrible number "You Light Up My Life". Then there was cheering and alot of "AMEN"s and "HALLELUJAH"s. Oh the horror! I expected to see someone in a black shirt with a swastika armband to step up to the podium. It was so sieg heil.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 13, 2007