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no bitches?

something you say to someone who hasn't touched grass in the last 30 days
person 1: she didn't see my donation! what a fuckin waste of time she should kys
person 2: no bitches? 🥺
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
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Bitch

A female with a disease of character and attitude
If you will a snob
However in the view of NWA... A bitch is a bitch
by Fro-seph Ferguson February 8, 2017
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Stupid bitch.

A girl that falls in love too easily and too trusting. Always ends up getting hurt by people she loves and doesn’t know how to let go.
Broken hearted or so distracted by love it affects their daily lives.

“He never loved me back. Im a stupid bitch.”
by Yayadefz June 4, 2024
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Bremilo bitch

Bremilo bitch- is a big female, a very tall, wide shoulders, manly built
That bremilo bitch should try out for the football season this trimester!
by ANsmidt May 28, 2022
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Bitter Bitch Face

The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.
'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."
by anonymous June 24, 2024
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Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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