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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.
He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.
by Wise Texan May 8, 2023
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Gay Ass Nigger Shit

When a minority commits bullshit against thy straight white brethren.
Ethan Queer didn’t show up for the final, that’s some Gay Ass Nigger Shit
by thejuice_is_loose May 9, 2023
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Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.
Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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Get Shit Done Day

The day you say no to everything else and complete work planned.
All week I've been interrupted and pulled into meetings. I've scheduled a Get Shit Done Day for Thursday to block all of that out and complete what I need to for upcoming deadlines.
by dmr83457 November 17, 2021
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Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.
My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.
by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021
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stupid shitty piece of shit

when somebody does something bad that they will regret.
garry- *drops mug* STUPID SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT
by susCheese September 28, 2021
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