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Imports Suck ASS

Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.
Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.
by Factual Cars February 21, 2011
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a total fat ass

a kid who east tons and lives in the shit hole town of cloquet he is literally a piece of shit NOT KIDDING
50 big macs were placed on a table and everyone was wondering where did they go??

hey i know that fat ass over there ate them

who is he??

tyler demingie, a total fat ass
by tom clancy54 June 29, 2009
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punk ass rain

Gary sprayed his punk ass rain all over my chest last night.
by josiahfan007 May 23, 2009
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assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.
Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!
by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011
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fat ass cort

a huge boy who is very pussy whipped and loves weiner in his mouth
by fartin barton May 2, 2010
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thick ass bitch

by Uhh_hi August 21, 2017
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Fuck Me In The Ass

Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.
girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass

boy 1: okay !
by peopleareannoyinggg February 14, 2019
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