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33 Year Old Dwarf

You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.

Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.

"Really? I always suspected she might be.

2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."

"But he's so shy."

"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."

3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011
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off the chains for a whole year

this phrase is like "off the hook". it means "that's tight" or relating to something cool. i believe it was commonly heard in Jay-z's song "Big Pimpin".
-Look at the spinners on my escalade!
-Damn homie those be off the chains for a whole year!
by Rachelle July 10, 2004
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Extreme Chinese New Year

A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James
by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 1, 2009
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three year old kebab

by Gurty dirty August 6, 2010
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New Years Eve Eve

The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"

"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"

-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-
by Fa La La La Derp December 31, 2011
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Twenty Years 2 Midnight

Gettin' high, fast and its feel Twenty Years until Midnight or next day
Yo man I was so high it felt Twenty Years 2 Midnight
by Cool Wayne August 25, 2006
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40 year old virgin

the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.
dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
by pure_genius22 May 10, 2008
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