do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

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doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

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skwiddly do

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something you might say if you are nausiatingly happy and you are 2 much of a dumb shite to shut your Fuckn yappa

example 1.
guy 1: weee skiddly doo i just stepped in poooo!!!
guy 2. dont put ur shoes on my carpet

example 2.
man1:happily skipping down the street
happy as larry who every d fuck he is
man2:(cant stand this act )and this man trippes the other nan n says FUCK YOU SkWIDDLY DO!*gladdly spitting on his left eye*:D

by ylime123 May 6, 2009

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do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

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Do a Will Smith

1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face

1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"

by ur mum is hot af <3 April 8, 2022

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