Ur mom is so wide

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team

“Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door”

by Rhdudjskdkckf April 07, 2021

ur babies got rabies

The next continuation of the "ur mum gay" series

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*

by u bettr sutp March 24, 2019

ur nans dead cat

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

by pengist munch in the cinema January 09, 2018

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

@everyone ur mum gae

Hell nah butt hell so a guy just is hell momma gae

me on discord @everyone ur mum gae

by Momma just sexy July 21, 2019

ur ma is a bin man

The insult to end an argument

Ethan:dont be dissing roblox
You:ur ma is a bin man
Ethan:crys and dies

by Paracetamolsnorter69jk October 14, 2021

Ur sister my mister

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”

person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell

by Slap Razor March 21, 2018