It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
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Get the Unicorn Blowjob mug.The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
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Get the Unicorn mug.The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cook mug.A unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a horse with a horn. Unicorns are usually a white with bright colors on their manes ears and tails. They're related to the other mythical creature the Pegasus which has wings and a horn. If you ever encounter (which you probably won't) be sure to keep it or at least take a few pics.
Being defined, I remember as a child listening listening to my mom read about unicorns and telling me about mystical unicorns I always found them so fascinating along with the mermaids Pegasus and all types of crap. unicorns are very rare and would be a beautiful to encountering if you ever do make sure to take some pictures and show social media or you can keep it to yourself in your own self pride this is very kid friendly and all you people who weren't making it kid-friendly get off Urban dictionary.
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You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
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