by alex" January 08, 2008
Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004
by miss jaclyn October 21, 2007
Basically, and with some variations..
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
Posh Twat: OMG STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
by LeleNanaKiki October 14, 2007
A twat in which the lips are the buns and ur dick is the meat and what ever else u can fit in!!
ex.(onions,lettuse,chesse,etc)
ex.(onions,lettuse,chesse,etc)
by greg gill May 19, 2008
A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
by stubbyzeller April 14, 2009
Twat blocking is when a girls friends hang around , continue being annoyance, and otherwise prevent a guy from making his way with his chic.
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
(1) Patrick was twat blocked by Becky's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
by yarden1234567 September 20, 2008