Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.
by Jamoocaba May 15, 2010
Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.
Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!
by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010
by Roach Torres March 15, 2010
A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.
Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?
Joe-Yeah why?
Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.
Joe-Yeah why?
Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.
by Killzark May 11, 2009
by ShadowCaster07 April 19, 2011
Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 07, 2021
Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 22, 2011