turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

by poopshoota November 14, 2010

Tick turd

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

wiener turds

Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.

Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!

by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010

Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011

turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Turd Pond

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011

turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

by Scrodom January 23, 2011