Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.
by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
Get the turbin turd mug.John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.
by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008
Get the turd counter mug.Wiener Turds are when your asshole gets sown shut & the Dr re-routes your colon so you shit out your dick. Supposedly you have to take medicine every time you eat so your shit is of a runny consistancy thus able to pass through the penis. wiener turds. An urban legend or just the product of a warped mind? You decide.
Ever since Josh had that operation, Im afraid to suck his dick because a big wad of wiener turds might shoot out of there!
by Queen of the Unicorn,her Grace August 17, 2010
Get the wiener turds mug.by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011
Get the Definition of a turd mug.Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.
Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water
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Get the Turd Pond mug.Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 23, 2011
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