Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.

Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.

by Probably_cake January 2, 2023

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025

hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016