RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.

Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!

by bebsybdoodle May 16, 2009

Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.

1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*

by artoxic November 30, 2011

Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis

Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.

by Thereaderboil January 13, 2020

turd in your toilet

something that sucks in another persons life

James: oh man! i aint got no money

John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!

by schmitty619 August 11, 2007

Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.

Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022