every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
by trollerspy December 14, 2021
Get the national zombie daymug. Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
Get the zombie capmug. A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011
Get the Zombiemug. by Spit 2 March 8, 2021
Get the cest le zombiemug. Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
Get the Delayed zombiemug. a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.
It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.
It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.
by Khathaddeus November 28, 2023
Get the Zombie Punchmug. The objectively best YT content ever. Originally included Jim Goza, but now mostly consists of Chuck Mere and Charles 'Executioner' Fultz. They test out requested weapons, common objects and mods from popular fiction e.g The Walking Dead on anatomically accurate zombie heads that feature synthetic cranial cavity, skull bone, tough foam flesh and rubber simulants, to see what damage they do, and if it would kill a person/zombie. Although they still upload today, they get barely as many views and money as they should, as they have been raped by YouTube's monetisation system, like so many other channels that were once huge. If I win the lottery I would give half of it to them as they are the one of the most deserving channels on YouTube. In a nutshell: Just watch their fucking channel, they have tested nearly every weapon from movies and video games as well as random objects that I'm sure you are curious if they could kill someone. Sub to ZGB Studios. I was not paid or asked to say this, they're just sick. They are also really good film makers, and it shows in some of their videos, such as the IT prank one.
Zgb Studios are more metal than most actual metal music channels. Did you know that a pencil can make a zombie go boom through the frontal cranium bone, but a Walmart machete can't even go through the parietal bone on the 5th strike?
by I guess myself idk May 6, 2021
Get the Zombie go boommug.